1) Hide under the table.
2) Feign laryngitis
3) Skip class
4) Throw a sickie and stay home all day
5) Bribe the teacher with roses or a bottle of vodka
6) Commit some terrible misdemeanour and get sent to the principal's office instead.
7) .....
You can come up with some more ideas I am sure. :)
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